Ramblings Amok
  1. burdge:

    my first love

  2. comtessedebussy:

    destielkills:

    ummm

    image

    what is happening

    (Source: queefstiel, via sherlocastlordoftheavengartrek)

  3. artisjustfrozenmusic:

    feralblonde:

    thecorinediaries:

    prewetts:

    jordanleeemerson:

    secretgaygent:

    rnints:

    imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

    GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

    "what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

    "Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

    get some duct tape & fix that attitude

    Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?

    (via sherlocastlordoftheavengartrek)

    • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
    • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
    • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
    • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
    • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
    • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
    • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
    • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
    • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
    • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
    • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
    • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
    • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
    • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
    • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
    • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
    • DC: Wait-
    • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
    • DC: I didn't-
    • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
    • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
    • Marvel: PEACE
  4. geoffrmsy:

    dekutree:

    tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

    this is pretty fucking important

    (via sherlocastlordoftheavengartrek)

  5. fortuitous-fluke:

    I realized I have yet to draw the Captain America: Winter Soldier crew, so here’s something to remedy that! Group naps are the best

    (via commandersass)

  6. messy-fallen-angel:

    you-have-been-winchestered:

    myasylumisbetter:

    I’m mildly confused as to why people aren’t freaking out. GABRIEL HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY BROUGHT BACK. HE. IS. ALIVE MOTHERFUCKERS.

    WHAT

    SCREECHING OF IN THE DISTANTS

    (via riseofthefallenone)

    ironychan:

    penandpage:

    39cliffsidedrive:

    Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone. 

    I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.

    (Source: homovikings, via deaadnotsleeeping)

  7. lordeddardstark:

    what do we say to the god of death?

    me: sean bean is that way

    (via deaadnotsleeeping)

    silentstep:

    Anthropomorphic Tree

    Anthropomorphism which is the recognition of human-like characteristics or form in animals, plants or non-living things. This tree, which can be found in the Outer Banks of North Carolina, has roots which have taken a human-like form.

          (via elsajeni)

    (Source: unexplained-events, via deaadnotsleeeping)